One day, a friend who’s like a walking joke-book greeted me. “You want to hear a good one?”  He didn’t

           One summer, when I was a thin, small, peepsqueaky, sixteen year old boy, I placed a backpack over my shoulder

    My wife cries at the drop of a hat.        Let her watch a touching movie and she’ll be sobbing

             I do a lot of incredibly exciting stuff in my life.   I preach an average of 200 talks

         I was in Grade Five.   One of my teachers was young and pretty, and I thought she liked me

      When my son Bene was only three years old, he was already a brilliant philosopher-theologian.   Because of this,

    One day, I was giving a retreat to a bunch of bigwig executives.         As a whole, the group

  “I wish I…(gasp) didn’t start… (gasp) smoking at the… (gasp) age of seventeen…(gaaaaaaaasp!)”   It was tiring to just watch Joe

  “Where are you in the photo, son?”          I was just five years old.  I showed Dad my kindergarten class

         Have you ever wondered if fish drank water?          I know what you’re thinking.         Only