“I wish I…(gasp) didn’t start… (gasp) smoking at the… (gasp) age of seventeen…(gaaaaaaaasp!)”   It was tiring to just watch Joe

  “Where are you in the photo, son?”          I was just five years old.  I showed Dad my kindergarten class

         Have you ever wondered if fish drank water?          I know what you’re thinking.         Only

         Have you recently dined in a five-star restaurant?   Let me refresh your memory.   First, the waiters

             Let me tell you one of the greatest mysteries of the world.        When a woman puts on

    “Can you bring a tiny package to my family in Manila?”    “No problem!” I said to the petite Filipina

    When I preach to an audience of thousands, I always find two or three people in the audience who sleep

  Special Bonus: You’ll Also Join A Feast Right In The Old City of Jerusalem!     I know a lot of

  My favorite pastime is spending a day in a bookstore.          Intellectually, it invigorates me.          Emotionally, it refreshes

  “Help me, Bo.  I’m falling in love with my boss.”          I’ve known Lucy for some time now and