My wife cries at the drop of a hat.
Let her watch a touching movie and she’ll be sobbing at the opening scene. Yep, right after the screen says “Touchstone Pictures Presents”.
I used to laugh at her for being such a softy for these things.
I do a lot of incredibly exciting stuff in my life.
I preach an average of 200 talks a year.
Each year, I take numerous airplane rides, hopping around islands and nations. Right before my eyes, I see lives changed, souls converted, families reunited.
Each year, I […]
I was in Grade Five.
One of my teachers was young and pretty, and I thought she liked me too. Why did she look at me every time I looked at her?
After extensive research in the faculty room, I found out that she was only twenty-four. […]
When my son Bene was only three years old, he was already a brilliant philosopher-theologian.
Because of this, I sometimes felt he was an alien disguised as a three-year old boy doing espionage work.
Let me give you an example of what I mean.
When the little guy turned three, […]
One day, I was giving a retreat to a bunch of bigwig executives.
As a whole, the group was very happy to be there.
Except for one guy—one of the Vice Presidents—at the back of the room.
If horses suffered from menopause that was what he looked like: […]
“I wish I…(gasp) didn’t start… (gasp) smoking at the… (gasp) age of seventeen…(gaaaaaaaasp!)”
It was tiring to just watch Joe breath.
Every act of inhaling for him was pure torture.
Joe has severe emphysema—an incurable lung condition, often caused by prolonged smoking.
The way he breathed, you’d think he was having […]
“Where are you in the photo, son?”
I was just five years old. I showed Dad my kindergarten class photo—a free-for-all scene where kids were elbowing each other for more photo exposure.
Where was I? At the back of the pack, peeking over someone’s shoulder. You could only […]
Have you ever wondered if fish drank water?
I know what you’re thinking.
Only a crazy guy like me thinks of such lunacy.
Well, think of a tiny fish right smack in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Now tell me. Wouldn’t it be […]
Have you recently dined in a five-star restaurant?
Let me refresh your memory.
First, the waiters wear tuxedoes and toupees. The tablecloth is immaculate and the orchids in front of you are fresh. The ambiance is gorgeous.
Second, the dishes aren’t called on a […]
Let me tell you one of the greatest mysteries of the world.
When a woman puts on blush on, mascara, eyebrow pencil, eyeliner, eye-shadow, eyelashes, lipstick, lipgloss, toner, powder—and then turns to her husband and asks, “Honey, do I look natural?”
Now tell me, how does […]